Ambition this shall tempt to rise,
And moody Madness laughing wild
Amid severest woe.
-from Thomas Gray's "Ode on a Distant Prospect of Eton College"
Yes, the rumors are true, and I'm so sorry, former-next husband Louis CK, but you missed your chance. I am now wearing a lovely pale green sapphire engagement ring on my left hand and after Siobhan gets married, we'll start making our plans.